One ancient Orthodox saint said that the state exists for the citizens do not eat each other. In other words, it must be above the fray. A Penza power of leveraging support one side. She is not righteous decree. She publishes decrees! For example, the law of the Penza region of 20.12. ZEP 2004 № 715 "On measures of social support for certain categories of citizens", adopted by the government of the Penza region says that the support of the poor is made only if they have no debts for housing and utility services.And how do you know the social management of the city, that the poor are in arrears? So on the basis of information that serve those who provide these services. Fun-with, the state can not make a rich Old ladies, but can give her help, she beggar debt. So far, the debt in a civil dispute, determine only the court. Now it easily, without too much red tape and tyagomotinu do guys from housing department.
Kamenskoe miracle
The same way as this "debt"? For example, in City of God-preserved county Kamenka, known for the local landowner here and metropolitan court Voyeikov began supplying water to the royal table, the blessed of the Penza region in the heat of liberalism - and, according to this doctrine should all take and divide - local section Gorvodokanal for sanitation and for water supply and discharge the same transferred to private hands. And Wastewater is not transferred completely, half, part of networks remained ownerless.
Obviously, in case of foreign vlozhentsy arrive to participate in the profits. Bold decision, worthy to glorify Penza to the extent of convening all-Russian conference on progress in shake-up utilities.
Sensing the trouble, residents rushed to equip the water meters, to have something to prove their case. An, there it was! "It's your debt" - advised residents Owner sanitation. "Where?" - Amazed tenants: - "After all, we pay exactly on the counter!"
- And that's just on the counter to pay, then do not - as X-rays enlighten their disposal Owner: - on the counter you pay for water and sanitation - is a different matter, then you do not have meters, so you must pay according to the standards.But that means paying on standards? Just what you would pay more because standards are too high, at least three-Raziq.
Consumes, for example, a resident of heaters on the counter in the month 6 cubic meters of water, and he was supposed to pay the norm 16. Feel the difference. Moreover, the hard way.Residents tried - and this at a time when Glavdalnovidene zhiveyshem participation in provincial small fry people hammered hard orthodoxy, mysticism, aliens, life after death, death after life, otherworldly forces, and so on - to appeal to common sense: do not be one of these men zemnorodnyh Wastewater discharged into more than it receives from the aqueduct. Did they help newcomers to merge into Kamenskoe drainage spent fuel their ships.
- Maybe! - Cheerfully answered vodootvodchiki. - You do not only consume tap water, but also bring out the spring, mineral water, kvass, beer, vodka, buy - that extra ten cubes and dialed.Unfortunately, in Russia there are many heavy drinkers. But in order to pass through it for ten tons of beer per month - is to achieve world class! Here one can see: a man who says that, nothing else in the hands samopiski never dragged. Ten tons of water and a healthy young man hauled himself to a long distance is not easy, but in the homes in question, a large part of the population is older and not very healthy people.But, obviously, in terms of the masters vodootvodchikov, paralytics, then just drag the rage in large amounts of drinking water. Embark cripple the winds to increase profits some vodootvodovladeltsev.In the end, as the head and intimidate zamorochit deprivation handouts to pay inflated standards people failed vodootvodchiki went to court in the hope that the old man would be difficult to hang behind them. Especially, after the water from the spring to coach. And the abolition of common sense have been named in the court of the Russian Federation. The Court began to stamp orders to recover from such a rate that does not always have time to put a number on the paper. Some people prefer to put a fool of himself, rather than once again to think about.
Bloodsuckers
By the way, some liberals believe about the kulaks bloodsuckers all composed by Bolsheviks. Unfortunately, the presence of add supported chronicles not only from Russian sources, but many farming communities around the world.
In India, for example, the local bloodsuckers, judging from the descriptions, so devout that hired servants, who sweep the road in front of them while walking to their masters, God forbid, do not run over any gnats on the road, because it is a Buddhist great sin.
That Kamenskie bloodsuckers, soon, you see, for the local people to build the temple of some Nicholas-on-the feces. The very ones that are already built their welfare housing owners. They are, without knowing it, are guided by the words of one of the ancient Roman emperor, briefly and clearly define the essence of liberalism: "Money does not smell." Built, of course, with the money stolen from the same population. We've both taken? Obvoruyut some old lady boss, and then another, and it will come to tea drinking, increasing the volume of waste water. However, in the next world population will all return. So, who wants to get acquainted with the parasite closer, come into the heater.
(As a note prepared in the Kamenka was indeed founded another church, because the number of churches increased in line with the increasing number of transgressions and crimes. Course, they do not build in order to preach there inadmissibility stripping skin from his neighbor: "Who offends one of little ones ... "Obviously, in order to be where pay absolution. Building will, naturally," the world. "To unite the people.
The fact that the whole world can fix plumbing, no clue. Meanwhile, the quality of tap water in Russia is such that even the head doctor sounded the alarm Onishchenko: it seems someone benefits quickly move all of us into the kingdom of heaven).
And although it might seem, people voluntarily voted to continue its robed, it began to grumble. People do not want to become beggars, vagabonds though only inherit the kingdom of heaven.There are women in Russian villages!Then undertaken business Nina bridegroom, who heads the local district committee of the Communist Party. First she made an appointment with the governor V.K.Bochkareva.
But that was all she persuaded the governor Bochkareva as Vasily Kuzmich expressed full confidence that the plumbing business as it should be. The Governor is not to miracles in the economy. By the way, Vasili Kuzmich frequently lamented that he had no one to work, but for some reason, and it never occurred to him to appoint sitting indifferent person, for example, the position of human rights. For appointment to the post - like all the others - is not for the fact that the man devoted his life to the protection of one's rights, and for the ability not to contradict the boss.
I hope you do not think that Russia can be a promotion, objecting superiors? However, the conversation was not altogether without a trace: Vasily Kuzmich soon announced his decision to bestow the voters the new service. Now carefully selected lawyers will protect the people from the guys from the utilities.This statement made by the Governor on their own initiative, only shows that even owning a scientific degree, he, in fact, remained a simple village guy, do not always understand what he blurted out. A skazanul Vasily Kuzmich: existing state institutions - technical supervision, the CPS, the prosecution, the Antimonopoly Service, housing inspection, the Commissioner for Human Rights, the president in the area (and not some run-down, and authorized), the newspaper "Communal truth," created by application of its publishers specifically for the "fight against lawlessness in Housing" - it's just a horde of parasites, knowingly paid.Got a kick from Vasily Kuzmich and party United Russia, which has most of all and has opened in the building of the City Council legal advice to the public, the better to deceive him just in matters of public utilities.What is busy these parasites? The fact that it was sent for review to the complaints of the institution to which you complain. It seems that the main paralytic at us - the state. And called Vasily Kuzmich Penza youth not to leave his native land, because if it goes on like this, soon the governor will be no one to lead. Narodishko not want life to be left to fight ZhEKami like water through a pipe rotten, that spills over to where the heads smarter.By the way, the daughter of Vasily Kuzmich has long been settled down in Moscow.Failing to get the truth in Penza, Nina went to Moscow, with great difficulty, tearing a representative of the Penza region in the State Duma Igor Rudensk of WTO - poor guy a long time to get through all the time out of habit gained any number of international institutions - through him Miekonomrazvitiya made it to where it was explained that before this was known, the Decree-307, otherwise referred to as the "Rules for the provision of public services," Installation of domestic waste water is not available. Calculations are made on instruments in water consumption.On plant manufacturing water meters, further explained that the meters of waste water are produced only for the chemical and petroleum industries.So what? Penza officials wanted to spit on the orders of white stone. Those orders that are not profitable, they immediately run into the vodootvoedenie. Previously used, of course.
As Ivan the Fool for a miracle walking
Meeting with the people's representatives in the State Duma also not been in vain: the other day, Mr. Rudensky pushed rechugu the Penza dalnovidenyu by which power has long been talking to people about the goodness of Russia's accession to the WTO. It turns out that "we learn to live in a civilized market" flood us with cheap commodities. (Remember, about the fact that we had stopped, was shouting, and very loud when all offered to transfer to private hands - and now we have other than Chinese, read, and there is nothing on sale). And his penzyak will buy only if it will be cheaper and better. That it is unlikely to happen, because our production workers take out loans at 12 - 15%, and foreigners under 2%. Why such a difference? 10% - is the result of our self-seeking monopolists, from plumbing to railroad transportation and the production of heat and electricity. They unwind inflation (6%) and still strive to tear off the "investment component". Like we sounding foreign words, but in Russian it is called the rent.
Well, do not want to know the new bar on the loans and the issue of shares. Why suffering, when serfdom can increase rents Vanya? Not a co-owner to do it, and moreover, do not share the profits!
However, the liberal Tweety frantically rushes to Europe.Sorry, did not specify Igor, on what shishi people overseas will buy goodies. Sell-it is nothing but raw materials even more significant observation Igor Nikolayevich that competition will force foreign predators, did our entrepreneurs to work! From which it follows that simply allow to steal state property was not sufficient to becoming "effective owner."
But many still believe that the particular public works better, and that is only to convey the company to the private sector, as it will bloom. Now, it turns out, the WTO must step in to make the "efficient owners" to work. God is really with it, with the efficiency - though somehow. (That's the bottom line, it seems, and the WTO will be).
Now the new owners are doing? Squeeze everything you can out of their legs caught in the equipment and workers. Of all the technical regulations of the Russian Federation until one works: "After us - the deluge!" When the dam burst and the next drainage, as the funds to repair were stolen. And the party United Russia, which is a prominent figure Igor Nikolavevich, achieving a monopoly on power and the subjugation of all the major media, too, can work efficiently under the influence of the WTO. Now something Kamensky Drain earn on a world level! Both foreign vlagateli will push each other in line for the right to invest their money into the heater.Moreover, all squeezed out of a population funds are invested in strengthening its monetary and clothing allowance. And not mending something. By the same common sense.
Judge for yourself, if you are three times overstates the consumption of water and drain pipes must also be three times to skip this amount of waste water. And it is three times more expensive. Who wants to carry the completely senseless spending? In Kamenka already cast iron cover with drainage wells are not always available. So soon we can expect individuals falling through into these wells. Fatal natural outcome.Then policy makers, taking a mournful expression, ordered to punish the guilty and to the most carefully check out the number of possibilities in other cities with the same exact drainage.The reason is clear: as long as thunder breaks, baptized in Russia is not accepted. With the exception of cases where adults are baptized, to get a position in the Kremlin. The other day, Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin expressed his willingness to throw another $ 10 billion to support the world order. He support his desire is still there. The point of view is simple: here we will drive the accumulation of gold reserves invested in U.S. securities, the largest in the annals of Russia, then we will repair the water pipes.Mr. Rudensky promises to support the "export-oriented enterprises", which include water mains and sewers are not included. And, we add, export-oriented parties. Itself is something we have not ... "We live in conditions of WTO rights and do not use" - outraged Igor. From which it follows that the rulers of the Russian land is not smart enough to tell foreign predators, "you first take us to the WTO, and then we will meet your conditions for the destruction of large parts of our economy." Igor and spoke on education.Turns out, it is not very good peretryahnuli: universities must prepare not lawyers, economists and other managers who have nowhere to go, and uharey "brand promotion", ie regular air traffickers, who can, as one of them at the dawn of great upheaval, "vparit refrigerator Eskimo." Or Mr. Rudensk people. Here the Kamensky drain brand prisobachit - all issues are resolved, and the Europeans lomanut dense crowds to buy its products.In other words, our outstanding statesman clearly believes that Russia does not have enough crooks, and it is necessary to prepare in high schools at public expense. No, not without reason, Plato, considering the contemporary state, he said, a clever man says, when there is something to say, and statesman - before the election.
Translated into the language of the ordinary Russian word "brand" means "to mark." Which is put on the cows, not to confuse. In Russia, one time too often put the mark on the forehead of three letters - "a thief." Because some of our officials and businessmen have nowhere to put brands."We're getting smarter every year." Dismembered Mutilator "Aeroflot", RAO UES and stuff, but it now appears that it is better to work they did not.Here Igor and will issue a law that the company can not sell in parts. Previously, he, when starting their managerial work, crumpled ears in the field, clean, like brains nuns, and some parts of the body, so do not guess, since the heads of the Russian land are strong, mostly hindsight.More precisely, the rear seat. Making and was Kamensky water utility divided into three parts.However, thank that half water utility, for example, know the water supply, do not abolished for the sake of saving money, and did not drive the drinking water for disposal are: the odd working hours of removal, the even - in the opposite direction is the drinking water. Itself or I heated the bath-house in a whiteAnd what about the local election authority? She, dear, transparent hints: you do not you, dear, to join one of the two local operating companies, are averse posobirat at low cost funds from the population. For, as he walked the division of property and water utility, the local authority has admitted a big mistake: not managed in time to hang around the neck tenants management companies.
Eugene Pyrkov
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