Subtle matter

  In Perm factory Sverdlov once worked as an engineer Tolchin. He invented inertsoid. This thing is really moving. Here, Tolchin said. Newton's second law is violated. The idea is that thing from place to shift could not - because of the law of conservation of momentum. Well, I could not pull myself Munchausen's hair out of the swamp, Newton's second law does not allow. A thing - moving!University professors tried to explain Tolchin, that no violation of the laws of physics is not here: just friction nonlinear function of speed. If a person is sitting in a boat, throwing stones at the board on her nose, and then slowly moves back to the stern, the boat will float. Because is the friction of the water.But to no purpose to explain Tolchin ...But I'm not about that....

Knife ... long thought ... in his soul fought two opposite feelings - do mischief to the person who threw it, or is it to pierce the target!
Stool also sometimes like to fool around and she jumped out from under the rider's ass, shoes not on the shelves, they walked on their own by the Komsomol prospectus, dancing, stamping, and stayed when held near a police outfit ... why? Because things are endowed with subtle matter, essential field. In bullet - the desire to hit the target, the bomb - the desire to break, uh, evil what, uh, what field, the pie - the desire to get into the stomach and degrade by hydrolysis, a chamber pot - also their desire. Aura tells them so.That's like that explained to us the life Lavrov on TV "Star". Not an actor and not a diplomat Lavrov Lavrov and founder - along with Vishnevetsky and martial Kadochnikova - Soviet school contactless struggle. He did not go into Indian yoga, he has developed a system of the Russian name "Squall."
Two assistants Lavrov threw a few meters. Mad at him! - Lavrov said one assistant. He was angry. Probably. See, Lavrov said, before you have had a field and a half meters, and now - much longer!True, evil tongues say that all non-contact methods checkered Lavrov almost without interruption solely on his listeners.People need to sleep with a weapon, not by statute, then it works better. Bullets enthusiastically share even further.Field gun with magazine shibche field gun without a magazine. And if you send the cartridge in the chamber, the field is still shibche.Lavrov touched a vine (without in any way), and the vine, which, as the speedometer, were caused division (calibrated a vine), which indicates how lengthen the field.And if there are skeptics, so they Lavrov as sadanet his ethereal field ...
Lavrov was not limited to people and objects. He taught his art animals. Hare willpower stop fox mosquito - a toad, a toad - a snake, honey - a bear, a mushroom - mushroom pickers, fish - bait (yes bait - TNT), and duck - hands up turning the hunter, and he dropped his gun ...And ordinary citizens - red, or what? All, all can learn, said channel "Star."Strange things are ... happening to society. If before workers went to the factory and the factory in a single stream on the street, they now began to fall, skate, to turn out, colliding with the other sisters with their essential fields. In the bus was impossible to sit down! Spitting on Europe, the authorities introduced the death penalty and to allow free trade in arms - still victims spoken to bullets in flight, and they stayed. Shahida unemployed. True, there was still one hope - a nuclear bomb. But this difficulty - the soldiers refused to sleep with her.Who would want to drink a cup of coffee in a restaurant - could not cross the threshold, so it beforehand hated its field waitress. If the visitor is still breaks, perebaryvaya his ethereal disgusting waitresses, so coffee down his throat did not climb, and if climbed, so gut twist the screw ...Daily management of the enterprise began to repent of our sins and work to pay extra out of pocket. Serdyukov, following the wishes of the workers committed suicide. Zurabov Fursenko, Golikova drowned. Khodorkovsky had hanged himself with laces. Abramovich, Vekselberg, Potanin, Deripaska, Lisin Trutnev, Friedman, Alekperov - drank poison. Luzhkov, Gusinsky, Smolensky, Berezovsky returned and buried itself in the Russian land alive.
Yes ... maybe still need to go to the rice patties ... cultivate, come into equilibrium with the noosphere ...
Surprising in this story only one thing: if people could influence each other with essential fields, prison officials, for example, should have immediately izdohnut - hatred of him by the prisoners. Likewise, should, at least, very sick Caligula, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Truman, Bush, Clinton, Sarkozy, as well as all those who were shot, burned, killed in gas chambers. Meanwhile, many of them lived, not grieve, and some long-lived then, eat well and died a natural death. By the way, we have in Russia, some one (even a named national allergen), which, in theory, have long had a people die from hate, and they currently live and smile broadly and boldly ...Somehow, in no hurry to kick the bucket workers morgues, cemeteries, nurses hospices, those who work in a slaughterhouse. No wire, which measures the length of the field - it's hard! Even more, that in the exercise Lavrov takes $ 130. And, still, swearing in class.One guy doubted exercises designed to develop intuition. He said that he does not believe in magic tricks with cards and dice (about this below). For which he was beaten up in the locker room, and then publicly mat "otvospituem" during a demonstration focuses with four cards.Continue to experts, who visited his classroom: "I showed the technique of" bare hands against a knife. " In the form that he showed - a death for someone who is not a knife in his hand. It is necessary to clarify that all the techniques disarm worked with these knives. Care about the line of attack, he did not say anything. People have been doing in his own way. The main run-time techniques had to beat knife ooooooochen slowly, but the one who defends himself has to do a lot of different movements of feet, hands, body and pick up the knife.During a demonstration of techniques disarm the enemy with a knife, teacher - drunk, occasionally, throwing the knife into a crowd of people who watched the performance of admission. "
Something's wrong here ... The same expert said that contactless battle - the so-called proximity. And Lavrov said the key words ... He said he had the opportunity to purchase amazing abilities he gave communion with such great scientists as Thorns and spondylitis.As you know, nature rests on the children of the great. Bekhterev once worked extremely useful thing - study patterns, ie response of the human brain to any spoken word. Philosophers such as Yudin and VV Orlov, believe that between the word (subject, object at all), and its image in the human brain is one-to-one correspondence. Because spondylitis, naive, and was looking for the standard patterns for different words. But they are not! More Ilyenkov laughed Yudin, because, say, the word "apple" with different people in the brain occur very different associations, but still not one ... That's a TV show a young man explained how in his mind there is the image of a flying his cheekbone fist ... School Behterevoj!Apparently, the failure to find the standard patterns have led to irreversible qualitative changes in the brain spondylitis, and it became a pilgrim.Spikes saying his prayers, he and Tolchin, refuted Newton's law. Only now for rotating bodies. Like, not the law of conservation of angular momentum, if the impact of rotating bodies noncentrality. Hence Thorns led presence in nature of the torsion field. Apparently, Lavrov failed to appreciate that the Thorns a physicist as a bullet out of the muck ...But there is a successor of Shipov, various crooks sell cartons with stored curative any diseases torsion field ...Lavrov inarticulate with foot, turned promenade outside the toe to the other leg ... Oho-ho ...
And we, the audience ... so we believe! We almost have agreed that you can force a company to drive away thoughts of hooligans ... As you disappointed us ...No, no, we do not doubt that people can read minds ... away ... especially since such primitive thinking ... what cops and characterniki could Aki helicopters "Apache", fly ... with the horses, who replaced their wives ... What can you look a hole in the wall at will get a locksmith to put quality crane, and meditation - index - in once ever - salary ... There are no limits of human capabilities ... We believe that in the future everyone will see the second hand, one-third - to hear their feet, and one in five will be given advance every tenth ...
But what is washed away somewhere. And what it is. Great man - Lavrov. Giant. No limit to human performance, said in a TV program. So love it when you are fired, healed in the hospital inflated in store or detained for a year salary, breathe deeply, learn to feed on nectar ... On the other hand, who have the most important giant? ... Under whom goes contactless laurels? Walks and does not dare to utter a word? That's it ... so that it is useless to twitch, citizens ... You see what it is tricky - to concoct a TV show, there's delicate matter ...
Boris Ikhlov