The country is all about plump aunty in red.

 Originally posted by yeenzo at the State Duma. Report on the practice. First weekCame to an end the first week of my experience in one of the shrines of the Russian state - the State Duma. There are a lot of impressions, as bad or good, I'll tell you about them in order. So, we are of our institution dispatched to industrial practice. I've already written, said in the Federal Service for Financial Monitoring in order to emulate some of Navalny, but our dean invited me and two other girls to try their hands at the State Duma, but with the proviso that we will leave this week before the others. In principle, why not, since there is a possibility? It is better to some Sharashkina desk on the outskirts of Moscow for the production of reference.
On the first day of practice, we have come to the building of the Duma, passed through the entrance 10, which is to the rear of the building and have issued permits until June. Then we were met by our Leader and distributed by our offices. Olga was sent to the Committee on Transport, Nastya in Education Committee, and I was in the administration of the State Duma. The more we practice our leader is not seen.
I got to the office of the Transport to ensure the deputies. This is a department that takes account of the Railways and airlines for the carriage of our members. These accounts, we must carefully analyze, test, put in the computer database, refer to the head of the visa and then to the accounting department. The work is not complicated, but a little routine. We simply take the registry with the deputies with the score and the amount and we check our list of its members, incidentally catching bugs. The first thing to catch the serious - the lack of mandatory application, seals, stamps, paintings on all documents checksum. Next, look for bugs smaller. We found them on the first day. For example, some MPs are trying to push through on his identity for someone of your friends and did fly back to free ride they will not put - abroad. In this case, a controversial position to strike and count the amount again.In our study, and all the rest is television, with regular old Sony CRT. Apart from the usual television programs on it you can watch live HD is meeting. In the study we present four computers, one of them has access to the Internet and what is most interesting, on it is safe to enter the kontaktik, schoolmates, and anyone you asechku words can say. It is true he's a one-on-four, the other components of output in the 'Net are not. With regards to the schedule, it is all we do is simple - there is work and there is a term to which it must do, what will you do before deadline no wonder you want to sit in the internet, you want to watch telly, want to hang down in the cafeteria. Did the job on time - well done, did not - get pizdyuley. If there are no jobs in the next day is not forthcoming, then with a clear conscience, go home, no one force holds and does not make. In the offices taken up smoking. Was. Then he lit room for someone from the Liberal Democratic Party and the entire Duma smoke suddenly dropped. Even in the smoking room is empty.
Generally, in these accounts is a lot of interesting things, like our all Kobzon Joseph flew to Kaliningrad at the concert for the regional government at the expense of the Duma. Khorkina also home to the relatives of the Duma byudetom abuse. The lists are members of the same name. They often sit at the same time father and son. The average amount of 3 million accounts. Even some members manage prosrat to 50 pieces in the terminal waiting stupidly of your flight.
Duma walks around a lot of legends. For example that MPs go into a separate dining room where you can eat sandwiches with caviar and 10 rubles each. Thus, the Duma has a dining room and a snack bar. As for the dining room then it is very beautiful, but with regard to the choice, it is not much different from the typical dining room. There are 3-4 species of salads, 1-2 types of soup, cabbage soup, or borscht usually, and the second - for a couple of meat, burgers, chicken and garnish to choose from - buckwheat, rice, mashed potatoes. For the price, I meat with mashed potatoes, salad and tea and a bun cost about 170 rubles. With regards to the taste .... if you eat mashed potatoes in your school cafeteria, believe me, the taste is the same. No differences. The buffet is served in the main cake. Buffet is cheap. A cup of espresso - 9 rubles. Cakes in the main 20 rubles. Even here you can order eggs, hot dogs and sandwiches, all too no more than 50 rubles. Did so, in the cafeteria eating a sandwich with caviar. True red and it costs 97 rubles, and a portion was very small. No more mess, I have not seen.
Sometimes this place is cognitive dissonance - in the lobby of the second building trade the books about bad Putin about Khodorkovsky, Wikileaks dirt on Russia, the revelations of high-ranking officials, etc. About Navalny not found, but I think too soon. Selling expensive alcohol in the stalls - Black Label for 1,700 p. per liter. Still there is a jewelry store where they sell icons, easter eggs, stuffed toys, rings and all divine beauty. In the transition of the first floor has a smoking room (the only campaign in two buildings) yet there is agricultural exhibition, selling plants, seeds and implements. Expensive though. It is very expensive. Petunia 400 rubles. Our market is the same 39 RUR. Still selling wild honey - 1000 rubles a kilo, royal jelly 270 p., Jams (kiwi, peach, orange ....) on average 470 rubles. Abkhazian cheese sulguni 450 rubles. pounds, smoked Chechil etc. On the other side is a photo exhibition of the ROC - the icon, the patriarchs, the temples. In general, the ROC deeply embedded in HD - in all the offices of the icon, a lot of religious shops, every day, a priest of a see ....
Today at the meeting were State Duma, right in the hall. Seen strictly limited in time and at the entrance to the hall shmonayut stronger than at the entrance to the building. We immediately took the phone at the entrance and cameras fsoshniki and as it turned out good reason. What we saw there, all perplexed WTF ?!?!?! The fact that MPs raspizdyai we certainly know, but so SO .... This raspizdyaystva I have not seen anywhere else. Room full of less than a quarter, and those who have engaged in anything other than the actual meeting and the law. All free to walk around the room, chatting with each other, who then reads the newspapers, on the back of playing cards in general. Edrosnya plays aypady. Everywhere atmosphere dolboebizma raspizdyaystva and even in the Chair Morozov. He generally just sad cheto voice reads it. At the right moment for his team's simple approach to their places and click on the buttons, then again go about their business. Oh yes, you say Putin, Medvedev and the country's principal decides everything ... Avothuy! The country is all about plump aunty in red. Apparently from PZHIV as sitting in their places. Its purpose is to run on the series and tell anyone how to vote. And by the way the agenda was to improve the indexing of wages, pensions and scholarships. Therefore, the question of where your money, you know that they squeezed this aunty in red, on the orders of which all the amendments to the increase were covered. All this time I wanted to scream "What the dick!". Is there on this so they fly so hard for oncoming with flashing lights, risking the lives of ordinary citizens, just to stupid proebyvatsya in the hall, playing aypad or reading the newspaper? All this is sad and shameful. It's a shame for it all. This is not a parliament, and the smoking-room office.
In the meantime, while the deputies are in aypad and cards at the entrance to the State Duma is now a little old lady. Stands for the third day and is hungry. Seeking justice. Veteran labor and BOC.
As I understood from her words that she had killed her son. Apparently a murderer from the party of crooks and thieves. Otmazatsya, the woman was not even a lawyer. Prosecutors, police, courts, the administration of the president. Everything is put on her instrument. And human rights activist Lukin and Deputy DG in full force and all media.
During the picket, she took up a poster and the Order of our brave policemen. The old woman diabetic and can hardly walk. Heroes, cho ...
My grandmother only wants to, it drew the attention of reporters and the public as truth in the public walls to look for it already tired. Census history from her to him. We need to help an old lady.